Spongebob: What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Patrick: Ooh, I know!
*blows another bubble*
Patrick: TWO giant paint bubbles!
ask me shit bitches
why does ios get all the cool apps
i want temple run and instagram!
Anonymous asked: u got into city college? what was ur avg?
just realized something
i’ve been blogging a lot of pics of really cute kitties lately.
the devil is a motha fuckin liar, so you know i...
top of the morning to ya, bitches!
fuck you, “friends”. fuck you, drug counselors. fuck you, parents, teachers, friends, romans, countrymen, i don’t give a fuck. i’m who i am. accept that. i’m not changing for your stupid ass.
people's ears are amazing
they can hear, but not listen. no one LISTENS to me. just hears.
valentine's day tomorrow!
can’t wait to be reminded that i’ve never had a girlfriend!
woke up like 45 minutes ago
now i’m eating soup like a real boss hog gangsta. love being home from school, but i kinda wish i could do it without being sick.
greece is burning
tryna steal rome’s thunder and shit. how greek. this is what you get for retiring at fucking 50 and having socialized gyro care.
Anonymous asked: when did you apply to cuny that you got accepted already?
That awkward moment when you're really upset and...
And you go from this: To this: And wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.